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paintdust:

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machamps:

scotchtapeofficial:

this guy would be naked if he didn’t respect machamp so much

thank you for your service

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naamahdarling:

If you ever tell this dog that she rolled anything other than a critical hit, you are Bad and Belong In Hell.

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hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa:

ampervadasz:

Be free !

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the-thought-emporium-imperial:

Originally posted by kummersaurus

AGREED

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corsolanite:

Twitter ♡

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smarmyanarchist:

the-great-escapism:

thor-20:

smarmyanarchist:

stuckuptumblercunt:

smarmyanarchist:

smarmyanarchist:

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

Villain Origin Story

god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away

canon.

the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport

I also firmly believe that not a single teen in the MCU would take Captain America seriously. I’m positive he’d be a total meme, and anytime some sort of disaster is happening, all the kids would just laugh, like “good luck.”

The News: Captain America may be our only hope.

High school kids, snorting: What’s he going to do, tell the villain he’s disappointed in them and to make better choices?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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swarnpert:

musical chairs falls under the battle royale genre

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thebootydiaries:

Sorry chap I wish I could have an opinion on things but my brain is full trying to memorize all of the ABCs (there are 26 of them) not showing off just stating the facts

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pokemongamemusic:

Poké Mart 
Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, & Emerald Versions

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girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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thatsprettysicknasty:

angeldictator:

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

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umtlti:

some of you never had to communicate w ur mutuals through fan mail and it shows

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