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Jul 24

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the realest shit

(via deansfabulousbutt)


chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via deansfabulousbutt)



rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

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(via pinsir)


bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(via deansfabulousbutt)


Jul 23

spitblaze:

ALL I WANT TO FIND IS THE PICTURE WHERE PLANKTON SHIFTS INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE WHY IS THE INTERNET MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT

(via luckydreaming)



this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

(via this-is-fucking-exile)


ollivander:

"why does it take so long for you to make your bed"

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"idk"

(via ollivander)


Jul 22

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

dear god, let it be enough

(via cosmicquarks)


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