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Apr 23

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

(via milkordieplease)




zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via coronerofthenight)


musermatt:

superkim111:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

image

CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

image

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

image

WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

image

MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Ship them

He keeps her cool.

She blows him away.

Their relationship?

Fan-tastic!

GET OUT

(via inquisitive-inquisitor)



holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

(via dextronoms)


(via vikingbitch)


dirkydirksama:

gnarleymarley:

profeministbro:

w-for-wumbo:

niggas-:

playerprophet:

ohneooo:

beast-of-joy:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

holy FUCK.

I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow

whoa

not the first time reblogging, lol

awesome

(via madtophat)



mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

(via ceruleancrescent)


banxx:

reclaimerm3gtr:

Excuse me while I DIE OF LAUGHTER

BRILLIANT!

(via pricklylegs)


dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(via oilujrasec)


nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via thatswhenyouloseyourself)


stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

(via dancingpurge)


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